It's monday, and the comic is up. More or less around midday. A new record!

...interestingly, American blunts are different from British spliffs in that, while you'd get a mix of indian hash and tobacco in a spliff, a blunt is all cannabis.

Now whenever your teacher asks you that crucial question in class, kids, you won't look like a damn fool, umming and ahing.

Don't ever say Section 54 isn't educational.

In other news: I heard the new Limp Bizkit song the other today. It's for their new album. Here's what I think, and listen closely...

IT IS THE WORST SONG IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE, EVER.

I won't pollute this site by saying anything else about it.

Of course, if you feel you need to undermine my authority on the subject, you can hear the track here.